For anyone who’s ever watched a movie so bad you wish acting required a permit or that a 14-day period was mandatory to buy a camera… the Bad Movie Police are back!

Follow the adventures of Sgt. Elke Mantooth, Lt. Drucilla Dread and The BMP Task Force as they seek out the worst “cine terrorists” in movie history and bring their crimes to justice for your entertainment!

The third time is a char as the BMP butt heads with a gregarious bad actor whose tenuous tie to celebrity is a bit part in the 1992 fiasco HUMANOIDS FROM ATLANTIS. As if this isn’t bad enough, you’ll have to endure the worst “actor running around in a bad monster suit” movie ever made during a biting-cold Ohio winter where the so-called “creature” can’t even get in the water!

Stars: Lilith Stabs, Jeff Dylan Graham, Ariauna Albright, Jesse Bean, Rick Irvin, Tanya Dempsey

Director: John Treacy

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Journey with us now to Central Earth and follow the misadventures of young Balfazar and friends as they set out on a quest to retrieve the sacred “egg salad”!
The great wizard Bonejack fears that the evil Goblin King plans to use the egg salad to cover all of Central Earth in darkness and chaos!
Mixing insane, offbeat comedy with the mystic times of legend and fantasy, QUEST FOR THE EGG SALAD is sure to make you laugh, weep or vomit with pure wonder! Starring cult favorite Tina Krause (WITCHOUSE 3: DEMON FIRE, AN EROTIC VAMPIRE IN PARIS)!

Stars: Tina Krause, Rich Glasgow, JESSE GREEN, TIM EKKEBUS, CHRIS SEAVER, TEEN APE, MARK SINGLETON, BRIAN SINGLETON, BOB HECKMAN, JESUS LAVINDER

Director: Chris Seaver

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For anyone who’s ever watched a movie so bad you wished acting required a permit or that a 14-day waiting period was mandatory to buy a camera… the Bad Movie Police are here!

Follow the adventures of Sgt. Elke Mantooth, Lt. Drucilla Dread and The BMP Task Force as they seek out the worst “cine-terrorists” in movie history and bring their crimes to justice for your entertainment!

Shot in late 1991, Chickboxer has a long list of crimes it’s committed against good cinema. Among them is a cameo by retired scream queen Michelle Bauer (Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers) shot in Los Angeles while the rest of this turkey was lensed in the backwoods of Ohio under the dubious talents of feminist director Yolonda Squatpump. Watch for Bauer’s steamy scene in the flick’s finale, which was obviously tacked on to an otherwise skinless cheesefest. Out of Sight and Soldier star James Black is also on board for this comedic misstep in cinematic sludge!

Stars: Lilith Stabs, Jeff Dylan Graham, Ariauna Albright, Jesse Bean, Rick Irvin, Darryl Rue, Julie Ann Suscinski, Shawna Jean Baer, James Black, Ken Jarosz, James L. Edwards, Bogdan Pecic, Tom Hoover

Director: John Treacy

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From the thrills of Coney Island’s alluring beaches to the thunderous magnificence of the mighty Niagara Falls and the wonders of the world’s busiest harbors in Manhattan, this movie provides a unique pictorial tour of three famous waterfronts.

Everything about Coney Island seems to carry a certain fascinating charm - from how it came to be called Coney Island to the thrills it had to offer.

Some believe that the name Coney Island originated from Dutch names like “Konjn Kok” which later evolved to Coney.
Others feel the conical shaped sand bars that form along the shoreline inspired sailors to call it Coney Island.

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Includes all 6 episodes!

Holy Virgins Cacao and Parfait must find the prophesied Champion of the Galaxy, or the universe will be destroyed. Unfortunately, he’s a power-obsessed tyrant!

With the help of a plucky orphan, a giant robot, and their Holy Magic, our heroines must save the galaxy from its greatest hero.

See: HENTAI

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Paris Whitney Hilton (born February 17, 1981) is an American socialite, singer, actress, and fashion model.

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Actress Hilton and Nicole Richie (adopted daughter of Lionel Richie) starred in the 2003 FOX hit reality series The Simple Life, in which they lived with a family on their farm in rural Altus, Arkansas. Highlights of the show included the girls performing poorly at various jobs, making out with the local boys, and numerous instances of them shown as “fish out of water”. It was followed by two more seasons on FOX: The Simple Life 2: Road Trip and The Simple Life 3: Interns, and another on E!: The Simple Life 4: ‘ Til Death Do Us Part. A fifth season to be aired on E! is currently in development stages.

Hilton has also appeared in several music videos, including It Girl by John Oates (of Hall & Oates fame), Just Lose It by Eminem and Caught Up In The Rapture by Won-G featuring Gizelle.

The night before last Ryan got footage of Courtney Love with Frances Bean leaving Mr. Chow and she made Frances pose for photos with her. It’s really nice to see Courtney out and about. Yesterday Ryan went to Jose Eber on Rodeo because Paris Hilton was filming an episode of her new show there.

After leaving the salon she and a friend went into the Mikimoto store and tried on pearls. This part is rather lengthy and pretty good footage. After that at The Ivy Ryan spotted Larry The Cable Guy signing a few autographs before leaving.

Stars: Paris Hilton, Courtney Love, Frances Bean Cobain, Larry The Cable Guy

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