May 15, 2007

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Nobody Knows Anything

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Nobody Knows AnythingFor Sarah Wilder (Alanna Ubach – Legally Blonde, Meet the Fockers, Party of Five, Beakman’s World), making a movie in Hollywood looked easy.

With the guidance of her “has been” screenwriter uncle (Michael Lerner), this sexy aspiring filmmaker embarks on a wild journey into the world of Hollywood where she encounters crazy studio executives, insane producers and a gangster who agrees to finance her film… for a price.

In an effort to find the universal truth about movies, sex and life, Sarah comes across a cast of zany characters (Mike Myers, Janeane Garofalo, Richard Kind, Kristen Johnston, Fred Willard, Ben Stiller, Wayne Rogers) and to her surprise discovers that Nobody Knows Anything!

Stars: Mike Myers, Virginia Madsen, Ben Stiller, Robert Englund, Alanna Ubach, Janeane Garofalo, Richard Kind, Kristen Johnston, Fred Willard, Wayne Rogers, Margret Cho, Ed Lauter, Ryan Styles, Tim Meadows, Mary Kay Place, Mary Kay Place, David Pasquesi, Mitch Rouse

Director: Willam Tannen

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May 8, 2007

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Baby Ghost

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Baby GhostA little girl unintentionally frees a baby ghost while inside an office building. Now it’s up to the odd couple team of a child photographer, a fortuneteller, a security guard, and a nightly maintenance man to re-capture it.

Meanwhile, two bandits are trying to break into the building. Watch as suspense and hilarity ensue!

Stars: Conrad Brooks, Joe Estevez, Erin O’Bryan, Andy Hubbell, James D. Whitworth, Mark Williams

Director: Donald G. Jackson

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April 20, 2007

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Holla! If I Kill You

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Holla! If I Kill You Stars: Brice Kennedy, Michael Troy Smith, Mike Yard, Wil Sylvince, Arnold Acevedo, M. Davis, Katrina Hill, Jay Phillips, Kareem Green, Brad LaweryYou’re ‘Hollaback’, once the hottest comic in America, your name in rap songs, all over the media, making Eminem look like MC Hammer. But then in a flash it’s all gone. You’re played out. It’s so bad that even the places you used to headline won’t let you in the door anymore. Well, Hollaback isn’t going to take it. You’re not gonna let your fifteen minutes of fame fade away. You’re not about to sit back and get booed on stage. You’re one comic who no one better diss, either in public or private… or it may cost you your life!

Check out this hot slasher thriller with a splash of comedy and mystery filled with a recognizable cast of some of the hottest comics on TV. Real comedians, real drama, real life incidents, HOLLA! IF I KILL YOU will make you think twice about becoming a stand-up comedian!

Stars: Brice Kennedy, Michael Troy Smith, Mike Yard, Wil Sylvince, Arnold Acevedo, M. Davis, Katrina Hill, Jay Phillips, Kareem Green, Brad Lawery

Director: Mark Polonia

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April 18, 2007

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Survivor Beach House

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Survivor Beach HouseYou’ve never seen real TV like this! For one wild week, a beach house has been packed wall to wall with gorgeous sunbathers. Strategically placed cameras catch all the action as these girls engage in a variety of physical challenges. You won’t believe how the contestants slip and slide their way to the top of the pudding wrestling challenge. The excitement mounts during an out of control stripping competition. It only gets hotter as the contestants dance and grind through the wet tee shirt contest and explore each other during bikini twister. The only reason someone would get voted out of the beach house would be for wearing too much clothing!

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April 10, 2007

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The Day Of The Triffids

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The Day Of The Triffids Stars: Kieron Moore, Howard Keel, Nicole MaureyBased on the classic novel by John Wyndham (”Village of the Damned”), “The Day of the Triffids” is a first-class excursion into a science fiction nightmare. When a spectacular meteor shower pummels the Earth, the billons who witness the event are left with an unexplained shock… they’ve all been rendered blind! Panic spreads when it’s discovered that the meteorites have also left alien spores behind which quickly grow into Triffids - gigantic, rampaging plants intent on wiping out the helpless human race!

This film is also known as “Revolt of the Triffids.”

Stars: Kieron Moore, Howard Keel, Nicole Maurey

Director: Steve Sekely

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February 28, 2007

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Bad Movie Police - Case #3 - Humanoids From Atlantis

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Bad Movie Police - Case #3 - Humanoids From AtlantisFor anyone who’s ever watched a movie so bad you wish acting required a permit or that a 14-day period was mandatory to buy a camera… the Bad Movie Police are back!

Follow the adventures of Sgt. Elke Mantooth, Lt. Drucilla Dread and The BMP Task Force as they seek out the worst “cine terrorists” in movie history and bring their crimes to justice for your entertainment!

The third time is a char as the BMP butt heads with a gregarious bad actor whose tenuous tie to celebrity is a bit part in the 1992 fiasco HUMANOIDS FROM ATLANTIS. As if this isn’t bad enough, you’ll have to endure the worst “actor running around in a bad monster suit” movie ever made during a biting-cold Ohio winter where the so-called “creature” can’t even get in the water!

Stars: Lilith Stabs, Jeff Dylan Graham, Ariauna Albright, Jesse Bean, Rick Irvin, Tanya Dempsey

Director: John Treacy

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February 25, 2007

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Quest For The Egg Salad

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Quest For The Egg SaladJourney with us now to Central Earth and follow the misadventures of young Balfazar and friends as they set out on a quest to retrieve the sacred “egg salad”!
The great wizard Bonejack fears that the evil Goblin King plans to use the egg salad to cover all of Central Earth in darkness and chaos!
Mixing insane, offbeat comedy with the mystic times of legend and fantasy, QUEST FOR THE EGG SALAD is sure to make you laugh, weep or vomit with pure wonder! Starring cult favorite Tina Krause (WITCHOUSE 3: DEMON FIRE, AN EROTIC VAMPIRE IN PARIS)!

Stars: Tina Krause, Rich Glasgow, JESSE GREEN, TIM EKKEBUS, CHRIS SEAVER, TEEN APE, MARK SINGLETON, BRIAN SINGLETON, BOB HECKMAN, JESUS LAVINDER

Director: Chris Seaver

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February 20, 2007

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Bad Movie Police: Case #2 - Chick Boxer

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Bad Movie Police: Case #2 - Chick BoxerFor anyone who’s ever watched a movie so bad you wished acting required a permit or that a 14-day waiting period was mandatory to buy a camera… the Bad Movie Police are here!

Follow the adventures of Sgt. Elke Mantooth, Lt. Drucilla Dread and The BMP Task Force as they seek out the worst “cine-terrorists” in movie history and bring their crimes to justice for your entertainment!

Shot in late 1991, Chickboxer has a long list of crimes it’s committed against good cinema. Among them is a cameo by retired scream queen Michelle Bauer (Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers) shot in Los Angeles while the rest of this turkey was lensed in the backwoods of Ohio under the dubious talents of feminist director Yolonda Squatpump. Watch for Bauer’s steamy scene in the flick’s finale, which was obviously tacked on to an otherwise skinless cheesefest. Out of Sight and Soldier star James Black is also on board for this comedic misstep in cinematic sludge!

Stars: Lilith Stabs, Jeff Dylan Graham, Ariauna Albright, Jesse Bean, Rick Irvin, Darryl Rue, Julie Ann Suscinski, Shawna Jean Baer, James Black, Ken Jarosz, James L. Edwards, Bogdan Pecic, Tom Hoover

Director: John Treacy

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February 10, 2007

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Flash!

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Flash! Stars: Tanya Dempsey, Brianna Marlowe, Guy Vieg, Milan Oleinik, Maria Celeste Tucker, Suzanna Urszuly, Jeremy Ordaz, Ion James, Stephen LakisFLASH! Is the story of eight very different people who go on a catalogue modeling trip from sophisticated Los Angeles to the secluded mountains of California.

The eight model/adventurers include: Amelia, the jaded top model; Gary, the fashion photographer on the verge of a nervous breakdown; Nina, the Mid-Western adventurer on her first trip; Fern+++anda, the omni-sexual super model; Ellie, the calm, sensible stylist; Alex, the shy camera assistant; and Steven, the classic smarmy client…or so they seem… Sharing a beautiful chalet together, the cabin mates discover a little bit about each other and themselves over the course of a ten-day spree. The fall in & out of love, party hard, and break hearts. Some will change their lives forever!

FLASH! Is a romantic comedy with a twisted sensibility the editing and music play a huge part in accentuating the energy and chemistry on screen. FLASH! Is extremely visual, flamboyant, outrageous, and flashy!

Stars: Tanya Dempsey, Brianna Marlowe, Guy Vieg, Milan Oleinik, Maria Celeste Tucker, Suzanna Urszuly, Jeremy Ordaz, Ion James, Stephen Lakis

Director: Annabel Schofield

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January 31, 2007

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Honey Glaze

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Honey Glaze -Michael LeggeHoney Glaze is a perfect little girl. She minds her daddy and plays with her toys staying out of trouble. Trouble is she’s over thirty years old. When her father, a government agent, is killed, Honey is pulled into a perilous plot of intrigue and danger.

Can Honey, with the help of agent Dash Hope, stop the evil plan of Dr. Sum Thaim and his alluring nurse Tarika? Can she grow up real fast? Will she put down her toys and play with the big boys? Tune in and see this hilarious movie unfold!

Director: Michael Legge

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