Pamela Sutch, Tina Krause and Debbie D star in this exciting tribute to the old 1920 cliffhangers!
Constance (Pamela) struggles through difficult times only to find herself the sole recipient of a large fortune. But Snakebite (Stephen McKay) has his own evil plans and places poor Constance into a string of dire deathtraps.
With the help of Sinestra (Tina Krause), Snakebite intends to get the fortune all for himself. Will Manly (Patrick M O’Connor) be able to save Constance from a series of perils that include being blown up, cut in half by a saw, or run over by a speeding train?
Stars: Tina Krause, Debbie D, Pamela Sutch, Stephen McKay, Rebecca Anderson, Patrick M O’Connor, David Elwood, Stephen Steel, Michael Grieco
Director: Pamela Sutch
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Christy Vogel as Trina, and her doting hubby are a devious but likeable sociopathic couple that temporarily try to change their evil ways by launching a hair-brained scheme to film an actual abduction of an innocent woman is part of a pilot show for Reality Television, which they hope to pitch to network execs.
Sports legends, serial killers, movie stars - many notable characters have come out of the small city of Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Now, a documentarian has discovered some of Baton Rouge’s not-so-notable characters, three hopeless misfits who exhaust their meager resources to realize their dreams, dreams which are vastly different, though equally insignificant and impossible to accomplish.
Tonight - chukka chukka time!
Two guys and their dog are hiding-out at a desert sorority retreat when its suddenly invaded by four cuter sorority pledges—sent there by their mean but foxy pledge master.
Barbed wire. Thumbtacks. Cheese graters!?! For the WRC wrestling federation, it’s just another day at the office. Join Sam the Dirty Bum as he presents the greatest feuds between these backyard warriors in SPLATTER RAMPAGE WRESTLING!!
Join Mulva as she rips through victims left and right to get to the notorious Teen Ape- who five years ago shocked her into a sugar coma and stole her Halloween candy.
security job, making barely enough to live out of his van. But Eddie’s luck is about to change when he’s offered a comeback gig at a seedy Hollywood nightclub…until he has a breakdown on stage and gives the audience a powerful, improvised performance they’ll not soon forget.
EDDIE PRESLEY is a down-on-his-luck ex-Elvis impersonator. With his days of former glory performing in small to medium-sized clubs behind him, he’s stuck in a dead-end security job, making barely enough to live out of his van. But Eddie’s luck is about to change when he’s offered a comeback gig at a seedy Hollywood nightclub…until he has a breakdown on stage and gives the audience a powerful, improvised performance they’ll not soon forget.
Welcome to Schlarb, Ohio…a small town overrun by misfits, freaks and weirdoes! Dickie (Toby Radloff, KILLER NERD) is a lonely dumpster-diver who finds companionship in his latest discovery…a young woman’s corpse! Pricey (Lori Scarlett, OZONE) is a mute girl with a lookalike baby-doll. When she loses her doll after an unsavory encounter, she replaces it with the next best thing — her neighbor’s young son! Meanwhile, the enigmatic Caduceus sets out to cleanse a nasty high school girl of her wicked ways. Scenes to follow include marijuana-smoking lesbians, the sexual assault of a mentally-challenged girl and a dinner plate of skinned and cooked squirrels — not for the weak! A “Magnum Opus of CineTrash” from cult filmmaker Wayne Alan Harold (KILLER NERD, GIRLFRIENDS)!